Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
tell me about the fingering
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