I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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