just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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