Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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