what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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