Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How does one acquire holy water?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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