So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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