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party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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