it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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