my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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