Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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