i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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