You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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