sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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