I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now