Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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