I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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