Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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