why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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