i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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