Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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