Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
the gays at disneyland are vicious
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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