Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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