Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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