Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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