We named our party play list daddy issues
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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