i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
