that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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