I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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