Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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