If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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