SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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