I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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