i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
