I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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