so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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