is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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