Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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