conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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