Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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