Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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