Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
