I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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