he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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