So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
