The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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