Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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