I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she woke up with a sticky ear
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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