I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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