Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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