I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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