look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
How external is "for external use only"?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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