I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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