There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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