Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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