Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
