Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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