I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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